Words and music by Graham Earley   
        Haunted house
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Me & my family were in a  
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haunted house.            It was scarier 

than the other one that 
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we were just in.     
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Me & my friend were in a plain 
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old house,               It was 

boringer than the haunted 
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house that we were just in.
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My mom was scared to death, 
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My brother was scared like heck 

My other brother was a scaredy 
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cat    Well, I’m not saying he 

was, he was just really scared.

Me & my family were in a  
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haunted house.  It was scarier 

than the other one that 
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we were just in.     
SOLO: 
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