Band: the half naked dwarfs"
Song: penis

D     xx0232
Dmaj7 xx0222
D7    xx0212
Em    022000
A     x02220
G     320003
G*    320030

Intro:   D   Dmaj7   D7   Dmaj7 --x2

Verse 1:
D     Dmaj7 
penis leave me a milky wihte strip
D7    Dmaj7
penis you keep me up all night 
D            Dmaj7
swing swing, swing your meat pipe
D7                      G   
you are my masterbating highlight

Chorus:
   Em    A           D
oh penis between the days and nights 
Em    A             D7
spank me out on the toilet floor
Em             A
lift your open hand 
D                                                             G
pull down your leather pantes rub my head and I will make you sing

so Penis

Intro Again:

Repeat it all again with a funny voice!